So I was one of the original A380s who bought mine through a website that won't be named. The device ran like a turd, so I put it in a drawer and bought a Cannoo instead. So I thought about it the other day and thought, maybe I'll work on it and give it to a friend, so I went to turn it on, and it wouldn't turn on. So I thought, what the hell. I'll open it up and fiddle around with it.
So I've opened it up, and according to WHERE there should be a Micro SD card inside, I just have a chip.
Mine must be an absolute turd unit. Pretty pissed that I got screwed.